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: In the middle
of an attack my some atrociously dress bad guys, this greek
fellow demonstrates poor decision making in how to catch flying
arrows. OUCHIE!! |
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From the "Are You Paying
Attention? " department comes this weird tittilating scene.
As the movie plods on trying to set up an air of scary gloom
(which it does in abundance) suddenly we get a scene where the
female protagonist shimmies out of her "granny robe"
to reveil some rather eye catching undies... just enough to
catchyour interest before she puts on her dress to join a party.
You can tell the director knew this was where evrything ground
to a halt and needed something to... liven it up. Here here! |
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After the severed astronauts
hand attacks this young man, it passes i's "alien life
force" to him. How can you tell? Look at his eyes... apparently
alien life forces like to make it's victims look like racoons.
Or goth kids. You decide. |
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I was eating a ham
sandwich when this tasty scene shows up in the movie. Gag. The
renegade astronaut's hand is treated like a cat buffet by two
felines who fight over the (apparently) tasty morsel. Pictured
here is one kittens chowing down on it. Tastes like chicken
i reckon... |
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For years, this photo was
featured in Forry J. Ackerman's magazine FAMOUS MONSTERS OF
FILMLAND, and it always looked like someone painted her up with
K.C. Masterpiece barbeque sauce. I was close... this final shot
shows the result of the witch being "burned". Black
magic witch blackened Cajun Style... YUM! |
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Perhaps the raciest
movie to ever be on CREATURE FEATURE, lots of the movie had
to be cut out to be acceptable for broadcast. What wasn't cut
out was "pixelated" and what wasn't "pixelated"
was blocked by SOS's head .. as in this example. (I was on the
set the day they shot this stuff too... we were laughing about
it all) |
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Some more covering
of the naughty bits by SOS. I took get joy laughing at these.
I was glad they chose to edit it this way... aving fun with
iut without making the movie have huge gaps in it, rendering
it hard to follow. Well... HARDER to follow at any rate. :) |
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NAUGHTY NAUGHTY! Canyou
believe Joseph Cotten stars in this thing? And yes, your right,
the sex scene have little to do to advance the movie... escept
to speed up the slow parts. |
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This scene just made
me feel dirty. I was going to take some shots of the monster
and the other gory stuff in this film, but i found most of the
actors in this much less appealing than the monster ever could
be. That... and the fun watching the guys at KMTV try to manually
move SOS' head over the naughty bits before you saw anything.
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